Facts About AJ Whalley

[Skiza]

...And he will attempt a roundhouse kick to the head in order to psych Chuck out

[Happy]

and while he "attempts" it Chuck Norris will roundhouse him back to his walla-rugby days!

[JediKnight]

Not only will he attempt such a manouevre but he will carry it off with aplomb!

[Skiza]

Yep...and having sensed that Chuck would try to roundhouse kick him, AJ will whip out the meat-pie filled guns we call arms and karate chop Chuck back to the stone age.

[wilko]

Australia is not a democracy its an AJtatorship

Shouldn't that be an AJ Tatachip

[.X.]

Chuck Norris now owns a T-Shirt that says:

"When I grow up, I want to be just like AJ Whalley"

[Darren]

Chuck Norris wears AJ Whalley pyjamas.

When AJ Whalley crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

AJ WHalley is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like AJ Whalley.

[frontrow]

AJ Whalleys' rice bubbles dont go snap, crackle pop, they go ssshhhh, here he comes....

[Darren]

AJ Whalley irons his own shirts - while he's wearing them...

[Happy]

*yawn*

[jono]

AJ really IS chuck norris.

[RuckNMaul]

Chuck Norris will hunt down and kill you all for stealing his facts!

Chuck Norris dosnt need to hunt you down he knows who and where you are!

[GIGS20]

Printed on the bottom of every beer can "The contents of this can always remain the property of AJ Whalley, but I'll let you borrow it for a while"

When the going gets tough the tough run crying to AJ Whalley

[JediKnight]

God only rests on the 7th day when AJ tells him he's finished all his chores!

[.X.]

AJ is so tough, his answering machine doesn't answer to anyone. Except AJ