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  1. 09-10-07, 15:52 #1
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    News Flash

    A mans body has been found floating in Auckland Harbour wearing an All Blacks jumper, pink panties and fishnet stockings with a dildo up his arse.

    Police removed the jersey to save embarassing his family

    more Kiwi gold.

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    Heard on the radio today that Auckland Police were negotiating with a man who was threatening to jump off the Sky City Tower. A spokesman said the officers had asked the man to please hurry along as a lenghty queue was forming and there were a quite a few Australian tourists also waiting their turn.

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    boom-TISH!

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    The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.
    However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
    Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance:"hello - is anyone there.
    Can anyone hear me".

    A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: " All Blacks will win the Rugby World Cup"

    "Thank god" said Snow White "at least Dopey's still alive"

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    haha good one happy

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    Q. What do you call a Kiwi in Rugby World Cup Final

    A. The Ref

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    Hahahaha keep em comming guys, i need more ammo before i go back to work on monday

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr
    Q. What do you call a Kiwi in Rugby World Cup Final

    A. The Ref
    Oh so true TIF!

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    what do you call 22 guys who get together every 4 years to watch the RWC Grand Final on TV?


    The All Blacks

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    hehe noice Krusher!!

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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    Errrr Happy...

    All Blacks Brasserie = restaurant establishment where all the staff have been rested and conditioned for so long they've forgotten how to grill your steak, and you won't get a coffee because they have no cups...
    (tenuous I know but the best I could do)

    Did you mean Brassiere, perchance?

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    Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
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