Memo to Wallaby try scores tomorrow evening

[Jethro]

Cut out the dives, some one is going to make a goose of themself and take an injury. No one thinks you are being clever, O'Neill needs to send in the forward coach to sort this out stat.

As we all know the backs should simply be there as the last line of defense feeding the ball to the forwards, yes I know that may interfer with discussions about who has the best hair, but it's a traditional game.

[Unnamed Sauces]

Wallaby #12 Matt Giteau was approached on this subject and provided the following comment.

"Try dives will continue until Matt Dunning attempts one and then they will no longer be fashionable"

Giteau also hinted that a new type of try celebratoin was in the planning stages and would be unvieled against the Fijians.

He declined to comment when it was suggested that pies would be thrown at the journalists box.

[Burgs]

...because going in with a pack of players on top of you worked so well for Mortlock... Kidding Jethro, I actually get a bit worried when I see the bigger players try it. Gits is small enough to bounce but Dunning

[Flamethrower]

celebratoin unvieled .

celebration unveiled

[Burgs]

Maybe that is the French spelling....

[travelling_gerry]

c'est droit

[Jehna]

Votre français est Gerry pathétique


I asked Gits once if his swan dive hurt....his response was that it hurts the other side a lot more

[Jethro]

...because going in with a pack of players on top of you worked so well for Mortlock... Kidding Jethro, I actually get a bit worried when I see the bigger players try it. Gits is small enough to bounce but Dunning

Oh come on not even trying, a Richard Loe comment at least

Dunning going for the swan dive .... 0.5 from the Swedish judge 6.8 on the Richter scale

Still think the blokes that trot behind the posts, simply dot the ball down, and get on with it are making more of a point to the opposition. Thanks for the try, you may want to work on your "D".