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Australian Government
Department of Immigration and Multicultural and Indigenous Affairs
Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship
You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship
1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?
3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
4. How many beers in a slab?
5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.
True or False?
6. Does "yeah-nah" mean
a) "Yes and no"b) "Maybe"c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?
7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighboursb) Alf from Home & Awayc) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connectiond) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twiceb) As often as necessary to cookc) After each stubbyd) Until charcoal?
9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.
10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's placeb) Drinking beer at the beachc) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footyd) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
15. Who are Scott and Charlene?
16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with fingerb) Sauce injection straight into the middle?
17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal itemsb) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complainc) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwearb) Casual footwearc) They're called jandals, bro?
21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993b) 1997c) 2001d) 2005
22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spiderb) Great White Sharkc) Victorian Police Officerd) King Brown Snakee) Your missus after a big nightf) Dropbear?
23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?
25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....
26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Pontingb) Don Bradmanc) John Howardd) Makybe Diva?
28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's onb) When the cricket's onc) When the cricket’s on?
29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
31. What are Budgie smugglers?
32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?
33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroob) A kind of Australian "wedgie"c) A disgraced Rugby League player?
35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?
36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Well tie me kangaroo down sport...strewth, fair dinkum! They need to tighten this right up!!No wonder there is so many buggers here, its to easy!
- Classic. I love givin my kiwi mates shit about "jandals". They're bloody thongs.. strewwwwth!c) They're called jandals, bro
Originally Posted by RugbyFan
hehe, sometimes i call them thongs, sometimes they're jandals. Always jandals after ive watched bro' town (nz version of south park), awesome show.........."You can't handle the jandal(s)" hehe![]()