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    The Beaver Report

    For some reason, without my acceptance the honor of writing the chat report this week was forced upon me. Sooooooo here it is, the besterest reportering you'll ever hear in everness.

    Honor Roll (in like some order.. or something)
    Myself
    Jazza
    Krusher
    Flamethrower
    Badger (badger, badger etc)
    Exile
    Coach
    Blueandblack
    Jargan
    Jono
    Tragic
    Jess
    Larry
    Traveling Gerry

    I was the only person in the chat room for several hours as I had A) forgotten how to read a clock and B) couldn't remember when chat started anyway. Krusher arrived later in the night and chat rapidly changed to the topic of chickens.

    Some other stuff happened.

    The much anticipated arrival of Sir Exile the Great finally was upon us and he straight away began reciting the alphabet as he was never really any good at the English language.

    From then on, the details are a little scratchy, however i believe the rest of the night took place in an old abandoned train station just west of Alabama.

    Coach, blueandblack and Jargan all arrived one after another and very soon after Jargan had insulted Coach's fine collection of old, old, old fiberglass insulation.

    Coach pulled out his 'super proton micro plasma lightning .90 caliber come in and see the good good good guys proton cannon' and soon had blown off tragic's head. To this day I believe coach is still situated in a maximum security prison somewhere in central Zimbabwe.

    From then on nothing much eventful happened other then Traveling Gerry finding the cure for Aids, the common Cold and Obesity, bringing the world to peace for 3 minutes, 17 seconds and finding a solution to global warming.

    Quote of the night goes to Larry
    <LarryNJ> Potatoes

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    An active night was had by all it seems.

    Sorry I missed it, been feeling like shit for the last week and couldn't raise my head!

    Nothing to do with the Christmas/New Year binge!

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    C'mon the

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    was I not There?



    maybe I was on the knitting chat line

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    nice report beav.

    GIGS - it was probably the dodgy ice in your drinks - that happens to me all the time.

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    It was pretty quiet last night.

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    chickens?

    ask no questions....

    stoopid badger/mushroom song is still stuck in my head, for that FT i am forever in your debt

    great report beave, one of your finest

    "some people earn greatness while others have it thrust upon them" or somthing

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    Need to practice more. I suggest start logging early (such as when you get in) and lern 2 spel.

    Good to see you putting in

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    What did i spell wrong!

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    honor = honour

    ps. way to steal some of Chris's 21st speech material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    honor = honour

    You're right here Beav
    honour= honor

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    You seppo's have done enough corrupting of our youth Lazza

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    what was i kicked for by the way exile?

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    swear jar?

    Most likely option jono!

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    C'mon the

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    Well we're not in America so the original spelling mistake still stands.

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    no i didnt say any of the 4 forbidden words...
    at least i dont think i did.
    ahh well...

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