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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark,
and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me
in
the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack
the Kiwi again.
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
And they reckon John Mitchell will sort the Wallaby pack out - He should just use the Western Force pack!!!!
Brother Gallagher I hear you
is the message i'm on the verge of missing is that aussies don't particularly like NZers?
More of a friendly rivalry - I'd imagine canadians and americans are somewhat similar?
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
To some extent. They make fun of us more than the other way around.
Now Americans and French....