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Sorry punters about the delay but due to the fact that,the fat bastard in the red suit will be with us shortly and some of my clients fizzing at the bung, ive been a bit busy! Also ive been having a small daliance with Magners which has'nt been helping with my spare time.
So here is the weekend chat report, even though no bugger will read it as the cricket is on.
Honour Roll
Exile
Coach
Alcolholic Stalker
Blueandblack ( Mr Blue)
Chook
Egan
Evie
Rugby Fan
Travelling Gerry
Jess
Mtbeaver
Pruc
Larry from Joisey
Firstly must apologize for being late to the chat, pesky Xmas drinks at JBs (i must of been travelling pretty well, going by my notes)so errors and ommissions accepted even though the chat is honest and factual reportage:![]()
Firstly it was the main mans birthday as we are all aware of. Happy 40th Coach! Join the club. Salutations all round from the crew.
Brisvegas has found time to join the chat after horizontally folk dancing last week. AS shines some light on her new man Jason who is into some band called U2 and interestingly enough... home movies. Interesting quinella.
Then unfortunately i got the lemon and sarse for bad language which i apologize for now, hence a void area in my notes. What i could decipher was the following:
Killer Bees?
WWF.Mr Blue loves this poop.
AS cleaning Jasons bedroom
Leisure suit Larry
Jess having problems following what is going on( your not Robinson Crusoe Jess)
Back on line, yo lets rip!
Someone suggested Xmas TWF drinks! Better be quick only 7 drinking days left to Xmas.
Larry has just got back from his cruise of the Caribbean with the joisey crew,
lucky bastard.
Gerry who is in Darwin and is having a birds eye view of the knocking shops party directly over the road from his suite in the Darwin Sheraton.
Unfortunately Gerry gets the arse for mentioning the quiz nite yet again.
Comes back after awhile and he has cracked a sad, as we all asked if he would post the pics has has cunningly taken of the knockers. He tells us all to get knicked! Was that Saint Nick perhaps Gerry?
Also the bookie mentioned Spanish, French and Turkish offers from the knockers. Can someone tell me what Turkisk is please!
On a similar theme, Coach announces that he a got a special birthday present from the better half. Sex on tap! Well after this bold statement the chat went dead! Hard to top that.
Beav im sorry to be reporting delicate issues like this in front of you.sometimes i forget it is a PG rating.
Special Annoucement
As posted Mr Blue cracked the Force beanie. A popular winner and a very happy winner also.Mr Blue was kissing buttocks all round and saying;i love youse all, i wont let youse down! Wtf, little does he realize that the bloody beanie is actually a little tea cosey and would'nt stop a gentle 10 knot sea breeze from freezing your cojones off on a mild autumn day!
Exile annouced that the eastern based suppotres unit will be known as the Eastern Force.103 paid up out of town members from NSW. Impressive stats.
Congrats X. Go the Eastern Force crew.
That 20 year old Rugby Fan and Larry are having a NFL love in!
The Steelers at the moment are going like a busted wheel unfortunately and would have trouble defeating the Pittsburgh Blind School.Character building following sporting teams isnt it?
Apparently Coach is on a mature site celebrating his birthday. Have'nt a clue what this is but Larry mentioned it, so it must be true.
Chat is winding down and so was i.
Nominations for the keyring/ stick pin.I would give them to Brisvegas and Miss Evie. Since i cant read my notes im not sure if this is a collective decision or just mine. I will pass to Exile![]()
Quote of the night, if not the year.
Larry to Coach;...go rub one off for your birthday Coach...we know the wife is sleeping![]()
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Come and join the chat crew for the xmas session on Wednesday@7pm.
The drinks are free, plenty of humour and fun!
Now back to the cricket. God the poms are showing a bit. 1/104 just after lunch.
Keep cool
tlh
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
xmas drinks atat 7pm Wednesday 20th December????
Why the 20th Gerry?
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
thats Wednesday isnt it?
Yo, Evie - postal address! I keep Alcoholic Stalkers on fileLooks like you will get that Lemmings CD now!
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Oh I almost thought I wasn't going to get a mention, but yay thanks!
And Coach, I have PM my address.
Adore this life
There is no guarantee
Could end by tomorrow
Got it - did James and Happy send me theirs? I reached my limit of 2000 PM's and had to increase it.... some may have got lost![]()
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Thankfully Beaver managed to avoid any spelling mistakes this time.....!!!Originally Posted by Mtbeaver
Ha ha ha!!!
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CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
and that's the day I'm around so it's a great day for a few drinks!!!!Originally Posted by travelling_gerry
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
sounds a plan..................
Sounds like there'll be no Chatroom on Wednesday!
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
I am sure exile will have it going.....just might be joined by shorthand typing later in evening....
I will be there looking after the chat, as always
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
I`d love to head down, but the missus has organised a party for me at home, so i won`t be able to make it, sorry guys, but have fun without me...
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....