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She said "nothing would please her more," so i`m getting her nothing.
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
see TLH about getting her some diamonties![]()
I asked the wife what she wanted for her birthday and she replied
"Anything with diamonds in"
..........so, I bought her a deck of cards"![]()
"Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to ..........."
My mate's missus has been on him for a 4x4, but he bought her a huge diamond ring instead. I asked him about it and (very quietly) suggested that it was a piss-poor investment, to which he replied "Go and try finding a fake car."