0
![Not allowed!](images/buttons/up_dis.png)
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
Ultimately result in death.
80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
I think, at least where I'm concerned, that it's not balls but it shows that the fine line between bravery and stupidity has not so much been crossed but driven over repeatedly in a tank.
Thanks for the clarification TIF and thanks for reminding me that in my sorry state the balls are long gone and the guts are now mushy. On the bright side, heroes die but cowards live to see another day.
Guts = pushing just hard enough to be beaten to death
Balls = being stupid enough to make sure of the result
C'mon the![]()
![]()