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Thread: Shep, carpentry?! He really is like Jesus...

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    Shep, Carpentry?! He really is like Jesus...

    PERTH WA—Responding to speculation that Cameron Shepherds still injured knee may be the result of overusing the talented backline talisman, Western Force coach John Mitchell released a statement defending his practice of using the superstar for shopping runs, and Carpentry repairs. "Cam is a great talent, and the team doctors say he can still do a lot for this team, both on the field and around my house," Mitchell said of the multi-tasking back "Naturally, situations will dictate how he's used, but you can expect to see him playing an increased role around my household. Any coach in the Super 14 would love to have a player who has the right carpentry skills to build a pergola, paint it and then clean the BBQ, that certainly takes pressure off me." Shepherd, who spent last Tuesday's training session washing Mitchells' car at a Nedlands self-service car wash, said that his injured knee wouldn't affect his aggressive cleaning style.

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    Hasta la vista Pam

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    tell him there is plenty of pre season training availlable around my house



    is Mitch getting his house ready for a sale?






    ps
    keep making these theads & someone may believe you
    cant imagine who though

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    nah still *sniff*sniff* smells like bullsh*t to me

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    "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokendown_gunfighter
    ps keep making these theads & someone may believe you
    cant imagine who though
    He was talking about a bloke multi-tasking and cleaning, in the same story, as if anyone will believe that!

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    But I believe Sheps can walk on water - and once when I met him my mouth was soo dry the water tasted Godly

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    "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokendown gunfighter View Post
    tell him there is plenty of pre season training availlable around my house



    is Mitch getting his house ready for a sale?






    ps
    keep making these theads & someone may believe you
    cant imagine who though
    This story is REAL Gunty.

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    Hasta la vista Pam

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    Every team needs a Mr Fixit

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    just like every forum needs someone to be universally disliked.
    toss on BB

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    just like every forum needs someone to be universally disliked.
    toss on BB
    Awww, you're just cranky your boyfriend didn't give you a kiss this morning. Cheer up matey.
    Posted via Mobile Device

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    i just dont like people like you posting shit and dragging twf down, and dragging its users into pointless bickering.

    to be honest. i would prefer if you didnt post on here anymore.
    yes, i realise that i am stepping over the line. but i dont value your feelings or opinions enough to care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    i just dont like people like you posting shit and dragging twf down, and dragging its users into pointless bickering.

    to be honest. i would prefer if you didnt post on here anymore.
    yes, i realise that i am stepping over the line. but i dont value your feelings or opinions enough to care.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor

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    Last edited by Bronski Beat; 30-12-08 at 07:24.
    Hasta la vista Pam

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    Personally I've been finding BB's posts genuinely funny.

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    bronski beat isnt the Mesiah,he's just a naughty boy

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    Whats with all the Monty Python references around TWF lately? You'd think there's some kind of Spanish Inquisition happening.

    Bring on the Rugby, Cardinal Fang!

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