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You know those jokes - What do you call:
A man lying outside your door - Matt
A lady with one leg shorter than the other - Eileen
A Chinese lady with one leg shorter than the other - Irene
A man rolling around in leaves - Russell
etc
Well my 11 year old son asked me this the other day:
What do you call a lady way off in the distance - Dot
A man with no arms and no legs in water
Bob
A man with 40 rabbits up his bum
Warren
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Every time I see the title of this thread I think GHOSTBUSTERS No I don't wear my reading glasses enough
A man in a plastic raincoat ... Mac
Two men in plastic raincoats ... Max
Two men in plastic raincoats in a cemetery ... Max Bygraves
I'll let myself out now.
OK, ok:
A man with a wooden head - Edward (sound it out, people)
A man with 3 wooden heads - Edward Woodward