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    I'm Rich!!!

    I received this in my inbox this morning, I'll build us a stadium myself and you can all be diamond members, on me!!!


    Chairman Committee On Foreign
    Contract And Inheritance fund Payment Notification
    From United Nations And USA Government
    Sir. Eric Ben.

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    U.S.A Government, World Bank And United Nations Organization Official Has Approved To Pay You Part Payment Of Your Inheritance Fund And Lottery/Award Winning Payment Valued Of USD8.5m.

    The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with This Release Code: GNC/3480/02/08 In Your Favor For Your Contract Entitlement And Your Inheritance Fund Which You Have Not Received Yet, Now It Was Approved By The World Bank, That Your Contract/Inheritance Fund should be released through UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION. So You Are Advised To Present Your Account Details For The Payment Which Is By WIRE TRANSFER, AS YOUR INHERITANCE PAYMENT, So In Regards To The Transfer You Will Provide Any Of Your BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS For The Transfer Of Your Fund With Out Delay. Anyway, I Am Contacting You In Regards To The Instruction Given By United Nations, Please I Will Urge You To Try And Follow The Instructions So That Your Fund Can Be Released To You Immediately.

    Now your new Payment, United nations Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.

    As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR. ROBERT BISCHOFF, HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK, UNITED KINGDOM, with the help of monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nations, has look up to make sure you receive your Fund. So contact: MR ROBERT BISCHOFF on his contact information, Direct Citibank Fax Number: +44 870 286 0893, Cell/mobile +44 702 401 5993 or cell/mobile +44 702 401 5993 Fax Number: +44 870 286 0893

    Telephone Number: +44-702-406-3921 Email: rob1139@hotmail.com, For immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, you are required to send bellow information for your transfer.

    1) YOUR FULL NAME:
    2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:
    3) PERSONAL CELL PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:
    4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:
    5) BANK NAME:6) BANK ADDRESS:
    7) ACCOUNT NUMBER:
    8) ROUTING NUMBER OR SWIFT CODE NO:
    9) OCCUPATION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
    10) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE:

    Note: Your Personal Contact/Communication Code With Citibank Is (011), You Are Advised To Send Your Full Banking Information To The Citibank London, International Remittance Director Headed By Mr. Robert Bischoff And Make Sure You Speak With Him, With Your New Payment Code For The Release Of Your Payment And Send To Him All Your Banking Information Now.

    Contact Person: Mr. Robert Bischoff
    Position: Head Of International Remittance Citibank Of London.
    Fax Number: +44 870 286 0893, +44 870 286 0893Cell/Mobile, +44-702-406-3921 or Cell/Mobile +44-702-406-3921
    Email: robis011@i12.com,

    Chairman Committee On Foreign Contract And Inheritance fund Payment Notification from United Nations And USA Government.
    Sir. Eric Ben.

    International Remittance Citibank Of London

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    Good. You can build the stadium then.

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    Looks like you have won "cash prize monnies, sir"

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    Looks like you will be eating out more often....

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    Wow! You lucky bastard. I didn't think people would be so lucky until after Obama took office.

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    Great stuff Happy...any chance of private boxes for us all with a well stocked fridge

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    What did Mr. Bischoff have to say, Happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fulvio sammut View Post
    What did Mr. Bischoff have to say, Happy?

    come in spinner,or words to that effect

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    Fridge my arse, a tap to every seat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs View Post
    Fridge my arse, a tap to every seat
    full strength of couse!....

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    WOW! That's great. I love the stadium idea. Two diamond memberships sound fantastic! I can take up two seats.

    ... Um, just checking, this isn't a joke I'm falling for it is? I've been caught out too many times with tricks like this. They have made me so suspicious... No joke?

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    OMG!
    That's so awesome!

    I hope you replied to that right away....


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    I like the fact that MR. ROBERT BISCHOFF, HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK, UNITED KINGDOM uses a hotmail account to conduct his business.

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    Well he's a very important man you know, only the highest security will do.

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    hmm hasn't replied yet hahahhaa

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