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New Virus going around!
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your bosses, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest liquor store. Purchase the antidote it is commonly known as:
1. Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
or
2. Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.