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Morning punters heres the news still steaming from last night.
Honour Roll
Exile
Egan
Travelling Gerry
Coach
Evie
BlueandBlack
Chook
Fulvio Sammit
Happy
Larry from Joisey
Beaver
GGST(Gits)
Terri
Unusual start to the night, buggery and private schooling was spoken about
to get the chat ball rolling. May explain a few things about some of our more anal members.
I have to leave for a short time as i had the world famous Tlh veal parmagiana
cooking in a lovely rich tomato base with capers and anchovies ready to dish up for the ball. Jesus H Christ dinner was awesome and i even refused to crack open a still cheeky Hatch Lane with the fang.Hence no hangie this morning.Sweet.
Now were are we, ah yeah lets rip.
Exile emailed the log from the chat during my absense and have done a quick summation of what i missed and apart from Vas Deferrens( must be a new member) getting a mention,bugger all to report of a earth shattering nature
Chat floating along.Some suggestion of creating a Little Tackers forum and/or a Grumpy Old Bastards forum.We would be struggling to find enough punters to fill the second forum i reckon! Poll out soon.
Egan gets the boot for no input after 2 hours. Funny Egan can be at his best when says nothing. A bit harsh really, but X runs a tight ship.
Larry gets the boot also from Coach for no reason apart from that Coach felt like it.Well our man from Joisey being the wordsmith that he is comes back on and replies with this cracker to Coach....ah ah Gayboy!!
X suggests there is some lovin in the air tonight and basically the night never really recovers after this point.
Also very bad news with dire consequences for myself, the Happster and Tif,
no Magners left in Western Australia. Yep, incredible i know and we are beside ourselves with worry. This issue must be resolved pronto otherwise we are shaving our heads and are going to join a ashram in Rikikesh.
A couple of snippets before we get to the surgical section of the report.
Happy booted with Gerry again, cereal offenders.
Fulvio whingeing that he is the only punter shouting the bar. Thanks all round from the crew and stop your bleating. Coach steps up to the bar and opens up a tab for the chat crew. Nice work even though im on the wagon.
Vcash bonus for chat attendees being offerred by Coach.$v10000 i believe.
Stay tuned for confirmation from Coach.
Spoke about Lonzys Fava work and the nasty saga that this has turned into.
Small minded, petty, anal, bottom feeding scum sucking oxygen thief probably sums up the whingeing claimant. Please note these thoughts are mind only and dont neccessarily reflect those of TWF.
Now be warned the following report is of a graphic nature and viewer discretion is advised. 18+only Pruc, Beaver and Shaunmarn ask ya folks for permission to read on because we are talking about nuts in a manly way ie Jatz crackers, goolies, lolly bag. Not beer nuts etc.
Coach has decided that he is going to reduce his gene pool input and is going to have a surgical procedure to save the world from any more bald headed kiddies. I'll be dipped in shit, you could hear a pin drop as all male punters grab their tackle for reassurance. X is gobsmacked and even grants a very rare swearing dispensation for Coach.
Fulvio who is still shitty about shouting the bar, suggests Coach is only having the op cause he is selling them for medical research so he can finance Mrs Coaches new sewing room extension.if this is the case, well what a great gesture! Not many males would have the balls to do this!
Coaches surgeon has given him the bad news that due to the size of the job in front of him, he can't use a scalpel but a Chefs knife instead and he has'nt got one,so it will l basically double the normal cost.
Someone suggested having a nut funding raiser( forget about that word raiser Coach) , perhaps some of Gerrys bovine trays?
Also in a world first the operation will be available on Youtube for the more medically inclined punters out there.Thank christ i've got a 19inch screen!
Anyway, Coach will now be known as Carol.
Excuse me im having a attack of the vapours just reporting this. Wtf, Coach good luck from us all. Ask Dr Mengele if you can souvenir said goolies and post a couple of pics for us?
I bail out at 10.30pm and the da chat is still going gangbusters.
Quote of the night, 2 crackers here
X to Coach.....and re ice ya nuts
Larry to me..... f..k off you rat bastard Tlh( Larry was feisty all night)
Bouquets
Gits and Terri now ex chat virgins. Welcome.
Thats it for now.Fun night and there is always room for more punters.Common down we are a friendly bunch!
God Speed
Tlh
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Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
and Em turned up later in the night..
yeah I got booted by a power trippin Exile and then couldn't reconnect - not happy! And no Magners, even worse!!!
edit - wtf does ping timeout error 5 mean?? 10 points!
Last edited by Happy; 11-01-07 at 07:25.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Good job again TLH. I learned a few things from your report. I didn't realize that Carol was getting snipped to save the world of anymore little bald ones. (which I think is a great idea we don't need anymore) I just figured he enjoyed life as Carol.
That's just not right. You have some major issues dude.Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
That's chatMaster Exile to you.Originally Posted by Happy
Sorry Happy - you broke the rule I had to kick you out.Originally Posted by Happy
a ping time out means that you computer stopped communicating with the chat server so the connection was terminated. but you were unable to reconnect I do not know.Originally Posted by Happy
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
v$10,000 given to all attendeesOriginally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
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Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Great write up TLH as always
My god, when coach said he needed luck, then they all said he was being nuderd, i thought you were all joking!!
Holly crap man...
Hah ex chat virign - yay!
Good stuff TLH![]()
I want to be unique - just like everybody else!
oh don't you startOriginally Posted by LarryNJ
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
That's just not right. You have some major issues dude.
Larry, i was waiting on a reply re said doctor.Obviously another learned gent.![]()
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
I`ve picked myself up off the floor after i fell off my chair laughing...I spent all night loading javachat, and then got told to build the kid a bike so no show, sorry...What a doozie tooo...
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....
Yeah, and Coach gave me chat-room powers -Originally Posted by travelling_gerry
aaw thanks! - but unfortunately I didn't know how to use/abuse them!
Young Beav had a few suggestions but call me cynical, I didn't quite trust him...! He was probably trying to get me to make him Chatmaster of the universe, or something...
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
Now, sis........remember what happened last time you listened to what a young lad told you...............
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Em - look, it was just for your own good!
And it wasn't the whole universe, only the southern hemisphere..