The Interview

[.X.]

As soon as I was given the oppertunity to adopt Brendan Cannon, I realised I needed to interview him so I grabbed my phone and then realised that I didnt have his phone number, so I put down my phone and proceeded to make up this whole interview.

Exile: Mr Cannon, Thanks for NOT taking the time and NOT having this interview.
Brendan Cannon: Its nothing really, nothing at all.
Exile: You had Surgery on your neck, all better now?
Brendan Cannon: well, I dont tilt my head in the lineouts as much as I used to, so thats a plus.
Exile: what was your real reason for leaving the Tahs and coming to the Emirates Western Force?
Brendan Cannon: Morgan Turinui - he eats all the pies.
Exile: How do you find Perth?
Brendan Cannon: Do you know where Sydney is?
Exile: yeah
Brendan Cannon: its West of Sydney and its on all the maps. Pretty easy to find if you look.
Exile: If you werent a professional Rugby Player, what do you think you would be doing.
Brendan Cannon: Tour Guide, Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Exile: Mr Cannon, when your in Perth, and your not training with the Emirates Western Force, what do you do?
Brendan Cannon: I work.
Exile: You have a job?
Brendan Cannon: Yeah, I work Part-Time at Maccas.
Exile: Brendan Cannon, thanks for your time.
Brendan Cannon: It was nothing.

[Moses]

classic Exile

[tragic]

Thanks for nothing

[frontrow]

You deleted my previous post, no fair, just cause i thought you were losing it