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A kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "darling, this is the pig i have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you will find thats a sheep, you idiot."I think you will find i wasn't talking to you."
*yawn*
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
A bit of cack on the liver today Happy?
whats the smallest thing in a sheeps anotomy
hehe pumbaa
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
A kiwi's pecker
how would you know, pumba?