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Sounds like disorganised chaos.....looks like there'll be no promotion from 'Private' to 'Corporal' from this tour, eh Sarge?
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Happy just got me to try something called a "White Russian"
Intoxicating
anyone going to the mall appearance tommorrow Jargs
I think so, watch this space. I know i'm doing the Suncorp stadium tour
said hello to a few of the force lads, seems they can't fly business because they have "fly emirates" on their shirts
finally arrived at bris vegas, 40 minutes late, after looking out the window and seeing part fo the great australian biite - ie water, i initially thought shoot i'm on the wrong flight, then thgouht hang on that means all the force guys are too.. end up we took the scenic (sp?) route to Brissy.. stuffed if I know why...
Met up with (finally) The Lone Hydrangea and The Enforcer .. TLH was heading back to hotel because he "refused to walk any further, I've done ten k's today and been going since 6.30am per time" .. TEF called him a soft cock and came out for another pint and a G&T with me .. then met up with Shoe Wench (Jargs), Mrs Jargs, Elf and Mrs Jargs Friend Tam ( I think) for some food at the Pig & Whistle .. The owner could not understand Perth's limited trading hours.. nor could we!!!
After tranching around and leaving the girls at the Cas we made our way to a more gentlemans establishment, waste of money that was but according to the rules it counts as two pubs!!! So the tally can jump up there!! TIF???
Now back at hotel using some poor schmucks unsecured wireless to logon and surf this site where you poor folk who can't afford to get to Brissy and reading of our adventures.. Mwahahahahhaa
The humble Quiz master signing off for the night because "literally" everyone has left me!! Jargs you wanker!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Your the quiz master??
the term "Master" is being rather loosely applied...
Weather forecast for Brisbane for tomorrow....rain increasing throughout the day.
as long as the pub roofs don't leak it don't matter...
spare ticket if any qlder can use it, face value!!
HOW THE HELL IS THAT AN ENFORCER? it sounds more like a princess marshmallow!
An enforcer should be something like double shots of jack, bundy, smirnoff, ouzo, bacardi, scotch, irish and any other type of top shelf I've forgotten.
Oh and it's a cocktail isn't it, so mix it with.........beer! Served in a yard glass!
Stick a bloody paper umbrella in THAT!
C'mon the
Hey i didn't make it up. Took a photo of the sign as well to prove it