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or worse, they stumble to the least expected win in rugby history because the All Blacks are too busy laughing at us to remember to play rugby (or any one of a million 'shit happens' scenarios which might lead to us being in front at 80 without deserving it) and the ARU will spin it to demonstrate that there wasn't really any issues in the team and everything's sailing along swimmingly (another chardonnay Johnathan?)