I only just saw this thread today, thanks Sage
Day-um! Got to 4 pages pretty quick! Thanks for the positive reinforcement guys, I was feeling tremendous but now I feel marvelous.
Curse the Lownebrau and curse stairs and curse bouncers that monitor them.
Heres some background information on me, as I'm positive everyone is dying to know.
Chook factoid -0.1: In the worlds before chook, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the chicken can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain cock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Waratah". Lote Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stoned chook.
The nature of chook was irrepressible!