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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by AJ Whalley, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
If you rearrange the letters in AJ Whalley's name is reads 'I am Lord Voldemort'.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
AJ Whalley can unscramble an egg.
Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
AJ Whalley was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
AJ Whalley can sneeze with his eyes open!
Apple pays AJ Whalley 99c for every time he listens to a song
AJ Whalley invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Drew Mitchell invented pink.
AJ Whalley once ate a whole cake- before his mates told him there was a stripper inside it![]()
A kick in this game is like a rather nasty alcoholic shooter, only as good as it's chaser...
Courtesy of quality South African commentry
When AJ was a kid he didn't have hundreds and thousands on his ice cream; - he had millions and trillions!
When a new day breaks.........AJ can fix it
"Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to ..........."
AJ Whalley never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
A kick in this game is like a rather nasty alcoholic shooter, only as good as it's chaser...
Courtesy of quality South African commentry
Aj doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
BOKKE“Let me put it this way, A Springbok team contains Afrikaners, Englishmen, coloureds and blacks. It has parochial foes in Bulls, Sharks, Stormers, Cheetahs and Lions. It is a recipe for war! Yet in all the years of John Smit’s captaincy, there has never been one unhappy customer, not one voice of rebellion against his leadership. He is the glue that holds the Springboks together. The man is a legend!”- Jake White
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. AJ Whalley has 72... and they're all poisonous.
A kick in this game is like a rather nasty alcoholic shooter, only as good as it's chaser...
Courtesy of quality South African commentry
AJ Whalley uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
AJ Whalley beat the Sun in a staring contest.
AJ Whalley has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
AJ Whalley can strike a match on a bar of soap.
Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
AJ Whalley has already decided he's doing "extras" for his 2010 pre-season. He's gonna build a new grandstand and members bar at MES. Single handed.
"The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday - Tom David
AJ Whalley doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square!
AJ Whalley once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for AJ Whalley
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailor, one af AJ Whalley's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
When AJ Whalley walks into a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
AJ Whalley doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says, "Now".
AJ Whalley's dog is trained to pick up its own poop, because AJ Whalley doesn't tae crap from anyone!
Superman owns a pair of AJ Whalley pajamas
Some kids pee their name in the snow, AJ Whalley can pee his name into cement!
and I'm out!
"Believe in the best, think your best, study your best, have a goal for your best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best."