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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheikh View Post
    Not true on two counts:

    1. Killing a swan isn't a treasonable offense. It is punishable, as swans on most of the Thames are considered to be protected by the crown, but has never been considered treason.

    2. Treason isn't a capital offense anymore. The were some remaining capital offenses (treason, piracy and setting fire to a naval dockyard) but the UK abolished the death penalty in 1998.
    True but they never changed the wording about the punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokendown gunfighter View Post
    So,If the Queen kills a swan she will be hung & colin will have to rename the river developement?
    I guess we should be pleased he didn't call it Colin Quay

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    Managed to find this on Google

    "It was also, until 1998, treason to kill one of the Queen’s swans - and the majority of these vicious, hissing white brutes in the country technically belong to Her Majesty thanks to a statute dating from 1186 (reaffirmed by the Act of Swans of 1482 and the Wild Creatures and Forest Law Act of 1971). Only the Dyers’ Company and Vintners’ Company of the City of London have any other claim to ownership, and this only to specific birds on the River Thames. So, a swan attacks your dog on a gentle stroll by the river, you hit it with a stick and it dies, you should technically have been executed."
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_pun…
    http://www.thesharpener.net/2005/08/08/t…

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    So if, in 1997, you set fire to a naval dockyard and a swan perished in the blaze....

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    Quote Originally Posted by normie View Post
    So if, in 1997, you set fire to a naval dockyard and a swan perished in the blaze....
    Technically your stuffed

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    Yeah, but you can find anything on the internet ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by normie View Post
    So if, in 1997, you set fire to a naval dockyard and a swan perished in the blaze....
    Your swan is cooked.
    Posted via Mobile Device

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    your goosen is cooked %)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    Your swan is cooked.
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    And made into swan burgers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PerthChicka View Post
    And made into swan burgers....
    to be sold at nib stadium?

    Watch out Westie your time is nigh!

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    What did they make Swan Lager out of?

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    or Emu Bitter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by normie View Post
    What did they make Swan Lager out of?
    Westie's p!55 and sold at nib

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    thought so.

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    How on earth did we get from a winning mindset to Westie's wee??!! LOL :-D You guys rock!!

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