The True History of Cricket...
...the idea that cricket was invented in the Old Dart is actually a furphy, it originated over the channel in Brittany, just before the 1066 invasion...
...a group of children were on a hill watching a castle-siege take place...they could see arrayed in the valley below a trebuchet loaded up with a massive boulder poniting at the castle keep...it fired...the motte and bailey of the small defending castle was destroyed...the defending knights inside spilled out, declaring surrender...
...this gave the the children an idea...
...setting up a small wooden palisade on one side of a field (a simple representation of the motte and bailey) they began hurling rocks at it to knock it over...pretty soon this revealed itself to be boring...so they thought they'd spice it up a bit...they would take turns being the defending knights, with two teams opposed. Initially, they just used their hands to knock away the rocks...realising before too long that this hurt! they eventually used blocks of wood...
...soon, rules began evolving - hit the stone and run; the most runs win; LBW (etc); and after a while (and an invasion) the game was introduced to England; whence it became a national sport...
...to this day the origins of cricket are still remembered in the backyard game of French Cricket; and along with some convicts and red-coats, it eventually came to Australia.
We can still see in Cricket's origin the words used to describe castle-siege warfare - bails from bailey, bowling form boulder etc.
Heck, if you watch Lasith Malinga bowl, it's just like a trebuchet!
...viva la France!!!