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    The injection you are whining about FT was for tuberculosis.

    God you had it soft. When my generation had it done our right arm was scraped of skin till it bled and then we had to stick it up the arse of an infected cow...

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    I thought they use to do that on careers day to sort out who was going to be a lawyer.



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    And if the cow had colic you got a broken arm. But we didn't complain.

    Anyway, it was nowhere near as bad as a tetenus innoculation. For that we had to dance on broken glass and rusty nails for an hour and then walk through acres and acres of horseshit.

    It felt a bit like sitting through Parliamentary Question Time....

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    No, on careers day the farm boys got to play the part of the infected cows.

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    The first time I saw Parliamentary Question Time I thought it was a piss take

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    And the wanna be lawyers robbed them of their dignity??

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    To harden them up for when they got older, when the Lawyers would rob them of everything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fulvio sammut View Post
    No, on careers day the farm boys got to play the part of the infected cows.
    We still do, every time produce goes to market

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    i managed to miss all the punches. the guys didn't get the needles seeing as none of them are going to get servical cancer (i hope...) so there was a lot less punching going on

    but those girls were asking for a punch... and i was more than willing to be the one to smack them!

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    Cervical, of the Cervix

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    neck actually Burgs..........

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    "In anatomy, 'cervical' is an adjective that has two meanings:

    1. of or pertaining to any neck.

    2. of or pertaining to the female cervix: i.e., the neck of the uterus."


    It's Doctor Burgs to you

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    Therefore ... get your head out of your arse

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    sorry. spelling is not my specialty

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    Quote Originally Posted by travelling_gerry View Post
    Therefore ... get your head out of your arse
    No, that's a lawyer or cattle buyers fist remember...

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