Local Practice Matches this Weekend

[fulvio sammut]

Gerry, was that an old jungle saying? I though it went "When Ecky angry whole Palmyra backline get Red Card".

[travelling_gerry]

Noooo...

There are times when Ecky walks the streets like an ordinary man.

[fulvio sammut]

I think we'd better quit while we're ahead, Gerry ... The Jungle knows no fury like the smoting Ecky.

[travelling_gerry]

Wolf

[Ecky]

Gerry, was that an old jungle saying? I though it went "When Ecky angry whole Palmyra backline get Red Card".

Noooo...

There are times when Ecky walks the streets like an ordinary man.

I think we'd better quit while we're ahead, Gerry ... The Jungle knows no fury like the smoting Ecky.

Oh very droll, the pair of you..

1) Scratch matches - I be most unlikely to even take my cards onto the field with me. I can't wait for Round 1 but

2) It's smiting, not smoting. And I choose not to smite at this time because you two amuse me.

[Burgs]

He just smite do it later on though....

[GIGS20]

Oh very droll, the pair of you..

1) Scratch matches - I be most unlikely to even take my cards onto the field with me. I can't wait for Round 1 but

Because you have a good memory?

"You number 8, in from the side, repeated infringements, you're off"
"But sir, it's only the 38th second, surely I can't have done it that often"
"Lippy as well ay, let's march the mark 10 and cite you!"

2) It's smiting, not smoting. And I choose not to smite at this time because you two amuse me.

I was wondering when the grammar/spelling nazis, would pick up on that one..........smotage does sound a whole lot better though!

[fulvio sammut]

You're confusing smotage with dotage, Gigs. Dotage is the state most of our referees are in.

[GIGS20]

I thought the alliteration was beautiful!

[Ecky]

You're confusing smotage with dotage, Gigs. Dotage is the state most of our referees are in.

...whereas smotage can usually be cleared up with ointment

[GIGS20]

Sounds like a Churchillism

Yes Ecky but after applying ointment, I'll be cured of my smotage!

[The Man]

Good to see the local comp is happening...Perth Gold playing any games?

[fulvio sammut]

I think they've canned the Gold ...

[Burgs]

I've seen the ARU endorsed RWA Vision 2020 document.
By 2020 there will be a Colts Comp and two Schools Comps, all Super 14 players will be sourced from there on a weekly basis, with those who get injured or killed replaced by more cannon fodder.
Development pathways will have been scrapped for online tutition for all schoolboys using PS7 as the main instructional platform.
JO'N will still be cutting funding, despite the all time highs in mineral wealth throughout Australia and RWA will have the same Board, despite the Force never making a Final in that time...

[jargan83]

PS7 as the main instructional platform

New consoles come out roughly every 5 years, so it will be PS5