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...And he will attempt a roundhouse kick to the head in order to psych Chuck out![]()
and while he "attempts" it Chuck Norris will roundhouse him back to his walla-rugby days!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Not only will he attempt such a manouevre but he will carry it off with aplomb!
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Yep...and having sensed that Chuck would try to roundhouse kick him, AJ will whip out the meat-pie filled guns we call arms and karate chop Chuck back to the stone age.
Chuck Norris now owns a T-Shirt that says:
"When I grow up, I want to be just like AJ Whalley"
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
Chuck Norris wears AJ Whalley pyjamas.
When AJ Whalley crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
AJ WHalley is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like AJ Whalley.
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
AJ Whalleys' rice bubbles dont go snap, crackle pop, they go ssshhhh, here he comes....
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....
AJ Whalley irons his own shirts - while he's wearing them...
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
*yawn*
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
AJ really IS chuck norris.
Printed on the bottom of every beer can "The contents of this can always remain the property of AJ Whalley, but I'll let you borrow it for a while"
When the going gets tough the tough run crying to AJ Whalley
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God only rests on the 7th day when AJ tells him he's finished all his chores!
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
AJ is so tough, his answering machine doesn't answer to anyone. Except AJ
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa