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Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
You get used to being a Zombie, Badger, and after a while you begin to like it.
or not having to fight for the covers during winter
I've been with my wife since we were 16 (20 years) and I have learned alot about the female species since then.
If you want to make them happy which leads to a happy life for yourself then follow these simple rules.
1. Pick up after yourself.
2. Help with the dishes, or do them without asking.
3. Learn how to use a washing machine, you wear the clothes as well.
4. You can help clean the house without being asked.
5. Don't expect a thankyou for doing any of these tasks, do you thank your wife/girlfriend for doing them?
6. Change the toilet roll when it is empty, putting a new one on top of the old empty one doesn't count as changing it either.
These simple rules will lead to a happy wife and ultimately lead to more fun between the sheets.
You're every woman's dream husband WRF!
Nice to know good guys still exist in the world.
I made Happy sad...
Amen to that!
Good work WRF, would you consider running classes and teaching the blokes of Perth?
Yeah and Larry should sign up first.
WTF???? :throwup: Dude congrats on the 20 years with your wife but most woman wouldn't put up with a man like that. Be thankful you found the one who would.
Most women wouldn't put up with that, are you kidding me?
If you've found a women who doesn't think these ideas are important then you should be the thankful one not me.
Be There. Be Heard. Be The Force Behind The Force
dude relax, first off yes I was kidding, I actually thought you were kidding. Here's my real thoughts.
#1 most mothers teach their kids that by the time they are 3.
#2 Buy a dishwasher and it's a non issue.
#3 Take the clothes to the cleaners. You'll both have more free time.
#4 Goes back to #1 but by the age of 12
#5 It's simple manners, of course I thank my wife when she does something that benefits the family and yes she has manners too.
#6 I'm a bit confused how the hell is someone going to wipe their ass if they don't change the toliet paper? Do they use their hand until their wife changes it?
Again congrats on your long mairrage. And I'm happy that you changing the toliet paper turns your wife on! As strange as that is to me.
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Ok sorry I honestly thought you were serious.
The toilet role issue has now sprung at work, what is so hard about taking the empty cardboard roll of the metal holder, putting a new one on there and putting the used one in the bin?
I wish it was as easy as changing a toilet roll to turn on a woman, that is another forum altogether.
But seriously I am glad you were kidding, must be that Yank sense of humour that gets wasted on us Welshmen.