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do they celebrate xmas in heaven?
are the pearly gates festooned with a myriad of flashing lights and inflatable santas.
does st peter get the day off?
what about hell?
surely there's some believes down there, including ex priests (and soon) cardinals.
would be difficult with all the inflatables melting and the decorations spontaneously combusting.
and spare a thought for all those nazis living on the dark side of the moon.
they cannot have any festive illuminations for the fear of being detected.
cider my arse
I would have thought in heaven it would be called a birthday party, rather than Christmas. Maybe where Santa heads for a beer after work though...
Santa doesn't get enough beers DURING work??
I think he needs a 12 step program then.
C'mon the
Mate, you don't keep a body in that condition on a program!
Merry Christmas everyone
If you can find sport to watch today you're not looking hard enough.
Merry Christmas everyone from beautiful Yallingup...
One half of the clan in NZ and the other at the other half just left for the other grandpa's and more food, I've just tuned in my IQ2 - and you're right. Fox Sports is looking a lot like the rest of their channels lately - repeat after repeat.
But spare a thought for the Boganball only brigade. The other day Fox Footy were also showing replays - of the AFL draft. Dead set!
Best wishes all, enjoy watching the English Premiership - GRR is not far away now.
"The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday - Tom David
Basketball is just a notch or two above replays of the AFL draft - in my ratings at least.
"The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday - Tom David
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
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