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Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the rugby's on
And fetch another beer.
Brother Gallagher I hear you
Brilliant
"Remember lads, rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to ..........."
I am gonna have to stop my missus browsing this site now in case she reads this, she will blame me for its existence for sure...
Proudly bought to you by a brewery somewhere....
You forgot the last verse (wife's reply):
That's very sweet my darling
It's nice to know you care
But I'm watching the rugby too, so get your own beer
And get me one while you're there!
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
Nice one Em
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