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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an
inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While
he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and
said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do
you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up
and send them back to the candle makers, and every
now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed
that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do
you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the
inspector was trying to trap him with an
unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send
them back to the manufacturers, and every now and
then they send us a free box of bread - wafers.'
'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about
how he could fluster the know - it - all Rabbi.
'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all
the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi.
'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them
to the Tax office, and about once a year they send
us a complete dick.'
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
hehehe
just had the auditors round here actually, wasnt out by much![]()
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