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WESTS V PALY
Paly will arrive at the much vaunted Boars nest next weekend and leave a broken bashed rabble after Wests continue on their march for redemption after losing 3 on the trotter[see what I did there] mid season and have been salivating at the tusks at the opportunity for revenge ever since.
It started yesterday at the Bullring where Kala's much vaunted front row were torn to shreds after reaming the Paly's front row's bottom 2 weeks previous. Paly know it's coming and there ain't fuck all they are going to be able to do to stem the flow. The only thing going in reverse gear faster than Paly's front row is Fulvio's Lamborghini plastered in Own The Force stickers.
SOAKS V KALA
Kala have exceeded expectations this season and unfortunately their season will end when Soaks insert some oversized chinese crackers up their arse. Soaks will be playing finals after they came from nowhere but will only be involved in the first semi and will then be swiftly extinguished from the face of the earth, It will be as if they never existed.
NEDDIES V BROS
Neddies have finished their mid season blue's and alway's come good business end of the season. Will rack up big scores in the last 2 matches to finish third. Bros will feel the Boars wrath in the last game to finish the year 8th.
ROODOG'S V UNI
Tough year for The Roodogs but the last few weeks have been encouraging and would have rolled Soaks last weekend with a bit more luck. Uni were my pick to play finals after the first round but the wheels fell off. They will finish with 2 wins to round out the season in around 6th spot.
COTT V BAYSIE
Baysie will have a tough end to the year, maybe time to whack some of their youth out and get something out of the year. I take no joy out of seeing proud club's endure season's like this and I hope they can turn it around.
I take enormous joy in seeing Cott languishing down the table and hope they stay there.[I wrote that because Chook is back in town and I know he reads these pages]