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Latest gossip is that a certain "Family club" has arranged to hold a "gentlemen's" evening. I hope the strippers enjoy ocean views.
Same club is holding an emergency meeting to decide whether their second grade coach is more valuable than the two guys running the first grade. An ultimatum has been given. Them or me. My money is on the latter, but who knows with this lot.
Wests and Cottesloe have dropped out of colts. Apparently Wests can't hold together a colts team unless Aranmore college forces their kids to play for Wests, and Cottesloe can't afford the bus from Rockingham anymore.
Nedlands are likely to be lacking in the midfield department very shortly. Homesickness is a terrible thing. Nevermind, their new imported English lock will be sure to give them the impetus the Force stringbean couldn't.
Joondalup will be bemoaning the loss of their best player, the full back, who is off for a six week overseas adventure shortly. Timing is everything.
Wanneroo has it's problems too. Their captain has tossed them in, in acrimonious circumstances. Bugger.
Palmyra is on the cusp of a big player announcement, and additionally two big impact players (read non training bludgers) may be back in the fold soon, after months drifting about Asia.
Kalamunda will lose their Coach's son soon as he departs for a waltz about Europe for a couple of years, but are believed to have recruited a couple of bohemoths, who apparently helped them dispatch Wests last week.
Unfortunately Soaks, UWA and Perth miss out on a mention this week. The tentacles of my spy ring can only stretch so far.