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ONCE UPON A time in a very little city called perth lived a large bald headed man who liked too assert his geekiness upon all who joined his site.
He often said with a very high pitched voice to those listening, that they must listen to the powerful and mighty lord of geeks, 'cause if he was not adhered too he would remove his pants to reveal the enormous, awe inspiring hole in his dirty, stained y-fronts.
This made everyone quiver with anticipation and then he proceeded to buy a round of tequila mixed with tobasco sauce and a juicy fat half dead worm. The worm was Mexican by birth, norwegian by nationality but his parents and all his cousins were from Antarctica.
Their story, of bottled emigration, goes something along the lines of; Little worm mates and their juicy worm like companion the slimy slug, and his little leach like relatives, who magically could make beer appear any time they
farted.
Unfortunately, whenever they let one go, the room filled to capacity and smoke alarms, all ringing together, woke up Mrs evil slug slayer's friend Betty. During her afternoon nap she had vivid visions of her beer farting slugs who then un-expectingly joined together like peas in a pie floater.
Meanwhile on the ranch the Gilberts, who are the famous set of quadrouplets - conjoined quadruplets, separated not long before their 18th birthday party held at JB's, are longing for four pints of ice cold water, hops n yeast otherwise known as mothers milk!
It reminded Betty of the previous evenings supping at the small, round bumpy and slightly odiforous, I mean odiferous, and often pedantic, Bad breath dwarf named Stinky Pete.
Betty loved Stinky's tiny little "pete" which she put away in her special hiding spot. Anyway, this evening was a special night unlike any other it was dwarf tossing night at the local pub, and he was the biggest tosser apart from the beautiful Betty who, tossed for Australia at the world Tossing Invitational.
But stinky's weight problem meant he couldn't get it over to the committee for pre match warm ups, and he missed them. So he had to ask his much taller brother, also a tosser, advice about his outstanding tossing requirements.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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no FR we aren't restarting in here - continue in the original thread. I just put this one together (slowley at work) to see how it all fitted together!!
Poor TIF was in tears at the pub tonight when I showed him haha
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Proficiency at pool is no longer the benchmark for a wasted youth...
It's been a while since I've had the opportunity to prove just how mis-spent my youth was....
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Coach's youth may have been mis-spent but Shaun's & Beaver's are more likely to be mis-spelt!!!! Ha ha ha!!!Originally Posted by Coach
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CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
yeah yeah yeah.. shut it JK
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CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!