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Rex, old fruit, have you not heard of the Entente Cordiale which now exists between TWF and RugbyWA?
To launch irascibly into a rabid diatribe against the pillars of the Union would be most ungentlemanly, and against the spirit of reconciliation and universal fraternal affection which now exists between the two colligate institutions.
In fact, one would have to have the boorish bedside manners of a horse doctor to even contemplate such a thing.
Such insensitivity might be tolerated, even considered acceptable, at the Colloseum, but it just won't do here, doncha know old boy?
Besides which, if I really let rip, the bastards might sue.