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"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgin.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set or some such thing, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:
If you spend that money at Kmart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the Australian economy.
We need to keep that money here in Australia. You can keep the money in Australia by spending it at garage sales, going to a cricket match or footy game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses that may still be owned by Aussies
hooray for my new high definition tv and new foxtel iq installation.
I won't be missing an away game this season![]()
Foxtel IQ HD installation, I hadn't thought of that!! Cheers MI5!!!
I vote - GIVE US A RECTANGLE STADIUM!!!!!!
Will Super14 be telecast in HD?
Exile
Port Macquarie
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!" - Rocky Balboa
yes that is an option and the stimulus could be beer fund!!!
not sure about S14 being HD. Maybe the Australian matches but not sure about the RSA and NZ games.
I vote - GIVE US A RECTANGLE STADIUM!!!!!!
There's more beef to be eaten![]()
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
hmmm ... what could I use ... ***Lonzy puts her thinking cap on***
"Believe in the best, think your best, study your best, have a goal for your best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best."
Don't think Lonz, just get yourself a hot Beef injection![]()
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
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by and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth-george carlin: