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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500 as security. The bank manager and staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
An Irishman walks into a bank.....and yells........
"Allright all you mother stickers....this is a **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!
well you're obviously not trying to out do him joke wise .. so what are you attemping to do Gerry?![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
harmony.....harmony...
lol .. I'll throw in a couple of one liners then...
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Borrow money from a pessimist--they don't expect it back.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
That sounds like the smartest blonde around.
BTW Mr. Moderator: Can you tell me what the size limits of avatars are?![]()
Maybe they match their user's body size![]()
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
That may be true, but then I saw yours.....Originally Posted by Flamethrower
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Larry, this one was only 36kb (I think Contribs can have up to 200kb?) but was 200x260 pixels which is right at the limit.
Pretty sure there is an explanation on the avatar page though.
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
Avatar Max Dimensions 100x100, Max Size 65k
Contributors get 200x200 max dimensions![]()
200, 260 that's basically the same!Originally Posted by Coach
I think Burgs should have to donate v$1000 to everyone who posted in this thread!
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