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Badge, I would have a big rethink on the opening statement buddy![]()
I like the opening statement....start with a joke........essentially moving on is optional........you're not the Father of the bride...take the piss at every opportunity!
Seriously Badge. they'll be looking for you to be you...If you've hassled her mercilessly all her life, she'll feel let down if you don't have the odd funny dig during your speech.....just make sure you finish with something heartfelt and 'Aww Shucks' they'll forget the shit you gave them instantly and everyone else'll get a good laugh!
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Cheers mate,
opening of my speal about her.
"Well where to start with Trelawney, I am sure there is very little I could say that would surprise any of you. Well as we all know, Trelawney is a very ‘unique’ person and that’s what makes her the person we all know and love. There was never any doubt that Trelawney would grow to become a very ‘unique’ young lady, I mean looking back if your first words are “BATMAN!” screamed at the top of your lungs shortly before launching yourself from a lounge room chair like a poorly co-ordinated Japanese dive bomber, it really makes you stop and think yep she sure is ‘unique’."
War is Gods may of teaching Americans Geography
Try not to make it too embarassing for the poor bride. I can only imagine what I'm going to go through when I get married...
It depends on the bride, I think. Does she like people laughing at her, or with her, or at her Dad?
A kick in this game is like a rather nasty alcoholic shooter, only as good as it's chaser...
Courtesy of quality South African commentry
Surely the father of the bride should be ripping on the groom? Last one I was at there was a lot of very earnest advice about how it was crucial, absolutely mandatory, that he must always, always get the last word in any argument - so long as those words were "Yes, dear"
As an MC I quoted Phyllis Dyler, "Never go to bed without resolving an argument...stay up and fight!"
"Bloody oath we did!"
Nathan Sharpe, Legend.
Badge how about some cutie Batman stories and advice for the groom - i.e. how you made her life hell and the possibility that this is why she has chosen such a "Metro" sexual person - obviously a bit more subtle than that!
Wish them well at the end of the speech and don't take any bets on how long the marriage will last at the wedding - "not sure if my aunt is talking to my cousin after his sister's wedding yet!" Cousin did well and assured us all that only allowing 2 beers before the speech worked well.
61 years between Grand SlamsWas the wait worth it - Ya betta baby