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Played hooker for the Army during recruit training at Kapooka.Fresh off the plane from Perth.This sadomastic Waratah supporter said: okay you fat bastard your our no 2.Wtf i dont wont to go to the toilet!.Any way we play the Wagga Wagga Agricultural College(long haired bogans circa 1976).Pack down first scrum then this dirty low life Ag prop lifts his knee and pings out out my front tooth.Collapse scrum, punch the bejesus out of him and promptly red carded.Won the game though,and spent a fortune on crowns ever since.