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An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra “Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”
" I can cut them for you " said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. "
" I am 96 " said the old man . " I don ' t want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers. "
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Nursing homes are rumored to be giving them half a tablet to stop them rolling out of bed during the night.
A duck walks into his local pharmacy and asks for some Viagra.
The pharmacist replies "Certainly sir. Shall I put that on your bill?"
The ducks says "I'm not that kind of duck!"
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.