A biology teacher is explaining to her fourth-grade students that humans are the only animals that stutter. A little girl raises her hand.
“I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well, I was in the backyard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and, before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must've been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty went ‘Fff… Fff… Fff…’ and before he could say fuck, the rottweiler ate him!”