blind billionaire

[Flamethrower]

AN OLD blind billionaire was traveling on his private jet when he got the sense something was wrong. He stumbled up to the cockpit where he found the pilot’s cold, lifeless body. He somehow located the radio and got in touch with the control tower.
“I’m fcuked!” he screamed. “The pilot’s dead, I'm blind and the plane is flying upside down!”
“If you’re blind, how do you know that?” asked the controller.
“Because I can feel the shit running down my back!” the billionaire answered.

[fulvio sammut]

Have you met Jack Bendat Flamethrower?

[Flamethrower]

I haven't met any other Flamethrowers.

I haven't met Jack Bendat either. Did he have a similar experience?

[fulvio sammut]

Not to my knowledge, but he is old, and a billionaire, and a local, and I believe he has his own plane, and you are usually spot on, so...