After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'

Yes, they help me sleep at night.

Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes, dear, I know that.

But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . .
and believe me, it helps me sleep at night. '

You gotta love grandma!