Too much sex.

One of the guys at the pub says to his buddy:* "Man you look tired.”

His mate says:* I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day,​I just don't know what to do."

A bloke about my age, sitting a couple of stools down, overheard the conversation.

"Marry her. That'll soon put a stop to that shit"

An oldie I know. But still funny.

LOL. But I read a recent survey that says married people are actually having more sex than people who aren't married. I think it's an idea that have been put into our brains by movies and the media.

can you send me that info so i can show it to the wife... she needs to be more like eveyone else :D