Evening punters heres the news( straight from my smouldering notebook)
Honour Roll
Exile
Burgs
Larry from Joisey
Chook
Evie
Jedi Knight
Luke the Pom
Em- forcer
Coach
Pruc
Rugby Fan
Jessc
Travelling Gerry
Egan
Blueandblack
Lobbed in at 7.15, wtf, a cast of thousands in the house. Good stuff!
Jedi is handled the mantle of bar honcho, strips down to his environmentally friendly lycra shorts, jumps over the bar, pulls a hammy, recovers then bevvies allround.Promising start to the evening.However mine host Jedi the owner of the Star Wars Bar and Grill spots a underage drinker in a corner. Calls security, cause after Happys fine establishment being closed down for serving minors(Beav you little f...), Jedi had little option but to toe the line and boot LTP out the front door.
Jedi leaves the house for a pushbike ride, Miss Jessc the original and best goddamn barperson this site has ever known resumes duties behind the bar.
Drinks allround, we are cooking!
Jessc is in the middle of uni exams and loving it.Has dropped that pesky Commerce gig, hence no more differrential calculus for this little black duck.
Jessc is happy, Coach seems dissappointed. Perhaps a geek thing? The only differential i know of hangs off the back wheels on my Hi Lux ute?:S
Our evil bookie has sunk the slipper into Exile. The man literally just got his betting mojo back, punts on the Cup Sweep, draws Efficent.Now in a christian run book, punters would expect a refund if your horse doesnt actually get on the track. No ney no, Gerry that vicious bugger told X basically to take a flying f... at a rolling doughnut.He was in the 24 field!!
Go hard or go home! Tough.
So you can imagine X, fizzing at the bung, then Blueandblack strolls in, first time in da house and promptly orders a OP Bundy and Coke.X worried about underage punters, requests id, otherwise no bevvie.I can understand the chatmeister being concerned with past troubles with Liquor and Gaming and im a very strong advocate of responsible drinking, so id back X to the hilt.
Unfortunately Blueandblack is 38! Cannot be to carefull though.
Other Topics
You name it it was covered
Heres a small taste:
X met Hilgys Da at Bathurst during the APC.Top egg
Egan cheekily mentioned a sport that we dont mention on TWF, got off with a warning(last)
US politics and the shit fight that it is,ie non compulsary voting, monies involved etc
South Parks Steve Irwin episode
Geographical data re Casa De Burgs ie mansion with wife.Lifestyle, rainfall, topography,tourists,cattle, rehab in Newman etc
Short music discussion
Longer waffle about the following;
Gerry lived in a potato sack bottom of garden!
Blueandblack lived in road without a middle!
Gerrys toilet was a butterbox on edge of creek!
Used goannas as toilet paper(as you do)poorer people(if possible) used any small furry marsupial they could get their hands on. No more Numbats for the Donnellys thanks.
Small backhanded compliment from Egan, re zimmer frames, his parents and wife swapping.
Lightly touched on the Mandurah jihad. Might leave that one right alone.
Chook aka Harry Reems(stick is in the mail mate)
I left da house at 11pm. It was a fun night.Thanks to all our first timers in the chat. Everyone is welcome.Come on down and waffle with your fellow Force crew. Got to be up before i actually go to bed, bugger.
Cant go without a few crackers though!
Bouquets
The chat ladies of course
Jessc
Evie
Em
Brickbats
Coach, swearing again, cereal offender (thats for you Beaver)
Donating swear jar money to that chemical dependent oxygen thief Newsbot!
Quote of the Night
X/Coach you have to strike a award for this. Foot in mouth syndrome, spoonerisms etc
After much intense debating, beverages etc the winner has to be ..........yep that evil bastard Gerry, who has a sense of the dramatic timing;
u were probably just a mark on the bedsheets Chook! Then it may of been Blueandblack who suggested the curtains?
Stand up for the Western Force
Tlh
