Anybody got a log splitter?

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26-03-12, 09:54
Bronski Beat

Anybody got a log splitter?

Cooch, before you have a crack at me for not being Rugby relevant, the winter months are coming and I need to chop up some wood for the fire to watch the Farce on fox at home.

So if you have a spare log splitter or chainsaw I'd be stoked.

Maybe to keep this post relevant if someone could lend me a chainsaw I could bring it to home games (where at NIB does it say No Chainsaws?) and rev it up like that bloke at all of the Chiefs home games.

Btw, D.ick Cunning needs to bugger off.
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26-03-12, 10:14
The InnFORCEr

Just ring the local coppers and tell them that there is an ounce of coke hidden inside each of the logs outside your place and they will come and split it for you ;)
26-03-12, 10:38
brokendown gunfighter

BB you have enough trouble splitting hairs,leave splitting logs to the big boys
26-03-12, 19:02
Bronski Beat

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Originally Posted by brokendown gunfighter

BB you have enough trouble splitting hairs,leave splitting logs to the big boys

How's that ladies BBQ with the (tm) 'Flavouriser Bars' working out Gunty?
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26-03-12, 19:56
brokendown gunfighter

gassers are all the rage BB
27-03-12, 08:39
Bronski Beat

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Originally Posted by brokendown gunfighter

gassers are all the rage BB

Just ask Hitler!
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28-03-12, 09:52
Cowboy

Use a sledge hammer and wedge you lazy bastard!
01-04-12, 11:29
Bronski Beat

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Originally Posted by Cowboy

Use a sledge hammer and wedge you lazy bastard!

Got a sledge hammer I can borrow buddy?
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01-04-12, 19:05
Cowboy

Yes but you will find it's cheaper to buy one than drive down here to get it and return it.
02-04-12, 05:04
Bronski Beat

Is 'drive down here' a euphemism?
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