One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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You're on an Australian based website here Em, not a Scottish one :eek: ;)
Substitute 'golf' for the 'pub' and you have an internationally acceptable punchline!!!
Yes, I did think of that!
Mind you - who's to say he didn't go straight to the 19th hole...!!!
ew.
Nice one Em
Er - that would be the clubhouse, Chook...!Quote:
Originally Posted by chook
:D Em!
Men don't golf down there?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach
Real men play rugby. And they don't have to tie her up to do so.
Dunno Larry - I seem to remember something called the JBs Annual Golf Day?Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryNJ
Mind you, perhaps that was less 'Golf' and more 'A walk round the course with refreshments'...!
Yup. Which is why I didn't change it to "So he tied her up and went to play/watch rugby". ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by fulvio sammut
Plus a real woman would be at the rugby too. Either way, it doesn't make such a good joke!
My wife unties me for 2 hours every Saturday afternoon...