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Evening punters, here is the news still lukewarm straight off the press.
Honour Roll
Coach
BlerghandBlack
Beav
Alcolholic Stalker
Skiza
Larry from Joisey
Lonzy
Burgs
Barbarian
Travelling Gerry
Jazza
Jedi Knight from Chicago
Evie
Pruc
Some ejiot called BOT
Da house filled up rather smartly. Punters everywhere. X is on a Bundy binge with crew on the Gold Coast, so the next responsible punter in line to be head bouncer and lord and master.......our own MTBeaver was running the show. Now many would ask about the wisdom of letting loose a known young cereal offender with the keys, but hey no other bugger could be trusted and Beav did a pretty good job keeping da faith.Reckon once X gets out of rehab after his holiday he better find some form.
Our newest mum BV is just about Jack Shit with every moron who keeps giving her natal/parenting advice on how to raise her child.Now apparently this is a common problem for all new mothers. Tell them all to take a flying ...k at a rolling donut BV.
Beaver is running around like a blue arsed fly keeping punters in line, looking after drinks and putting out spot fires. He may harden up one day and become a Landscaper!
Larry lobs in and is stoked that Jedi is shouting Larry and his main squeeze a free lunch on the company tab while visiting. Jedi can be a good egg when he puts his mind to it Larry. Just dont let him spank your missus arse.
I leave the house early as i have a RWC match to watch. Da house is rocking!
Beav keeps the tape rolling so i can finish the report in the manner that it is accustomed to.
Skiza has sent me the recordings and being the linguist that i am im even having trouble making hide nor hair out of them.
It appears Beav let some boofy, big hair, nancy, budgie smuggling wrestlers in da house. I personally would of shot these m...........s. As a sign of disgust ive taken my bat and gone home.
Word of the night......Ryehyki? Nippon.. meaning a massage technique! Coach knew, as he had experienced said Ryehyki in the orient apparently.
Bouquets
Beav and Skiza thanks a lot.
Great night (apparently), good roll up and fun. Come on down and join us.
God speed
Tlh
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