Only in.......EDINBURGH!!!

[Burgs]

Is this normal behaviour around your town Em

British dwarf's penis gets stuck in vacuum cleaner

Tuesday Aug 21 05:55 AEST

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

[shasta]

He was embarrassed at the hospital cause his willy was glued to the vacuum cleaner? But he was OK using it as a ---insert what comes to mind--- in front of live a audience

[Flamethrower]

I think the word you are after is PROP

[frontrow]

These relentless attacks against the vulnerable front row is just not on, i blame that french rugby clip, which has somehow been conveniently attached to my avatar....

[travelling_gerry]

Its ok FR....I'll fix it for ya mate

[frontrow]

Nice one TG, i'm still not sure about it though....

[JediKnight]

Was this one of the shows where they get a "member" from the audience to join in on stage? I didn't realise that Happy was still in Edinburgh......!!!!

[Em-Forcer]

Just goes to show you - in Edinburgh during the Fringe, anything goes...!!!

Gave us a good laugh though when we read about it though; much needed light relief as it's the middle of week two and the joy of having your city over-run by thousands of lunatics is starting to wear thin. (And yes, that's just the performers - 10s of thousands if you include the tourists...)

[JediKnight]

Only one thing for it.......go to the nearest pub!!!

Oh, I forgot....that's likely to be full of both performers & tourists!!!!