Australian Love Poem

[no.8]

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the rugby's on
And fetch another beer.

[tdevil]

Brilliant

[frontrow]

I am gonna have to stop my missus browsing this site now in case she reads this, she will blame me for its existence for sure...

[Em-Forcer]

You forgot the last verse (wife's reply):

That's very sweet my darling
It's nice to know you care
But I'm watching the rugby too, so get your own beer
And get me one while you're there!

[NeoGirl]

Nice one Em