Wanted: A hot chick

[LarryNJ]

Dear Hot Chicks,

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Date: 2007-02-19, 8:34PM PST


Hi, my name is Happy, or Joe, or Sam. Though we haven't had a formal introduction I'm sure you know me, or at least what I represent here. I'm fat guys. I'm nerdy guys. I'm short guys, bald guys, dorky guys, spazzes, weirdos. Hobos, and guys without great jobs, cars, or clothes. I just wanted to take a second to talk to you about something very important to me, something it doesn't seem that you realize:

If you are physically attractive and dress in such a way to grab the attention of attractive males, you will also grab the attention of us unattractive males.

I'm sorry you're attractive though I am not. Believe me, it is probably as hard for me as it is for you. It isn't like I didn't sometimes wish I was some hot dude with whom you would make out at some shitty party with bad music. But just so you know, you were showing a lot of cleavage on the escalator at Barnes and Noble today and even though I wasn't the guy you wanted to attract, I like boobs just like he does. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the creepy guys. I know how to look at some boobs without staring or showing up in your driveway, but if you catch me checking you out please don't look so pissed off. What if I knew some hot dude and was about to point him in your direction but changed my mind because now you seem like a bitch? Bet you didn't think of that while buying that short skirt did you?

Please don't think I'm asking you to become the chick in the bar who is a little ugly and past her prime who wants any and all guys to stare at her and have endless conversations about sexuality like that one time in college when she totally made out with some chick at a party and a whole bunch of frat guys got boners. I'm just saying, if you go fishing don't get mad if you catch a boot, or a tin can, or even maybe some seaweed.

-Happy

[RuckNMaul]

[Burgs]

[Flamethrower]

[Happy]

hahaha love it Larry!!! big thumbs up!!!

[Mtbeaver]

Hey, Happy

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Love ya work Larry....excellent!

[Burgs]

Ok, enough praise for the Seppo now, don't want him thinking we like him...

[Happy]

Well i am moving over but not for until well i dont know b4 september but am flatting with family for first bit sorry!

family are like romans, what have they ever done for us? need a room??

[RuckNMaul]

Q: How do you get a girl like this into bed?????

Dude I found the perfect chick for you, as you can see she knows how to cook, looks like a rugby girl, and if she can clean up this mess your house will be nothing.
Good Luck and Enjoy!!

A: Piece of cake!!!!!

[Jess]

hehe. nice one Krusher.

If I see any hot, rugby loving chicks Happy I'll be sure to tell them where it's at.

PS. I think you could do a bit better then the chick in the purple. Very questionable hygiene.. Plus I don't see any underwear... or is that a plus?

[JediKnight]

Dude I found the perfect chick for you, as you can see she knows how to cook, looks like a rugby girl, and if she can clean up this mess your house will be nothing.
Good Luck and Enjoy!!

I'm just a bit concerned of how Larry got a photo of Em before she lost all that weight......!!!!!



Love ya, sis!!!!

[Darren]

This is going to get ugly!

[Mtbeaver]

Oh dear.

[shasta]

This is going to get ugly!

What do you mean "going to"

It's already way past that