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A collection I received the other day....and yes a few minor details may have been changed in the transfer process, but where would the fun be if you didn't?
The Waratahs are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support but soft and no CUP!!!
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Waratahs players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Waratah jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Q. What do you have when 100 Waratah fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Waratah fan, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100.00 note. Who gets it?
A. The drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
And finally a personal favourite of mine-
Q. What do Waratah Fans use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.